Top 10 Reasons Why Pittsburgh Is Better Than Cincinnati
As the Steelers prepare to play the Bungles Bengals, I started thinking about how the two teams compared. Of course, this got me thinking about how the two cities compare. Here are my top 10 reasons why Pittsburgh is better than Cincinnati.
#10) When you look across the river from downtown Cincinnati, you see Kentucky. Advantage: Pittsburgh.
I'm from Kentucky, y'all!
#9) The worst item from Primanti Bros. is better than the BEST item from Skyline Chili. Advantage: Pittsburgh.
#8) The Pitt Panthers own the Cincinnati Bearcats in Big East Basketball. Advantage: Pittsburgh.
Pitt wins again!!
#7) Steelers players don’t have to bring their parole officers to games with them. Advantage: Pittsburgh.
#6) Cincinnati’s most famous son is Jerry Springer. In fact, he used to be the city’s mayor. No kidding. Look it up. Cincinnati should repent for that. Advantage: Pittsburgh.
Mr. Mayor
#5) Our hockey team is better than their hockey team. Oh wait, they don’t have a hockey team. Ha! Advantage: Pittsburgh.
#4) According to the database Statistics I Just Made Up, 79% of the Cincinnati Bengals wish they played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Advantage: Pittsburgh.
#3) Downtown Cincinnati sits on the Ohio River. Even Cincinnati’s river was born in Pittsburgh. Advantage: Pittsburgh.
Who's your daddy?
#2) Ocho Stinko! Need I say more? Huge advantage: Pittsburgh.
Hines Ward is my idol.
#1) Five is better than zero. Advantage: Pittsburgh!!!
We hate to brag, but.......
As you can see, our highly scientific process proves definitively that Pittsburgh is better than Cincinnati. Now it’s time to kick their arses in football……..again!
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Love it! Posted it on my Facebook page. Thanks!
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Thanks Bonnie. I’ll have to check out your facebook page.
It’s good to know that someone other than my mom actually reads my site.
2Loved this one almost as much as the Philly one. Incidently, you left out a reason Pittsburgh’s better thabn Philly (should be in top 5): You have to go to Pittsburgh to get a Primanti Brother’s. You can get a rotten cheesesteak anywhere.
3Thanks, keep up the good work!
Thanks Doug. Glad to hear you enjoyed it.
I actually left of LOTS of reasons why Pittsburgh is better than Philly. Afterall, there are millions of them. However, I like yours. And now, my readers are aware of that one too.
BTW, sorry to hear that you live too close to Philly.
4The #10 isn’t very fair I’ll give you northern ky isn’t very nice but i’m from lexington horse capital of the world and love it. Although it still can’t compare to pittsburgh
5I am a HUGE steeler fan from…Kentucky. Why do you feel the need to slam our state with negative stereotypes. In case you didn’t know one of the biggest black and gold brigade steeler fan clubs is in Louisville Kentucky. This kind of garbage really is uncalled for and its unfair and untrue.
6Hope and Jim,
I apologize if I’ve offended you. Kentucky is actually a very nice state.
I was just having a little fun. Everything in this article should be seen as “tongue-in-cheek”. None of it should be taken seriously.
BTW, glad to hear that Steeler Nation is alive and well in Kentucky. Go Steelers!
7loveee itttt … cant wait for this game!! WE DEY!!!
8Thanks “By Me”. I’m always glad to hear that people enjoy my site.
Go Steelers!
9There “Who Dey”is our “Hey Dey”. BTW I am from cincinnati my father is from Grove City. Anyhow in losernati there is a sign that says “Where-Dey” what a fan base! Here we Steelers!
10Excellent, simply excellent!
11I have to say I liked most of this list, except that I live in Northern KY, across the river from Cincinnati…it’s way better to live over here than it is to live in Cincinnati. Cincinnati does have a hockey team, they are just a minor league team. They play in the ECHL.
Go Steelers!
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